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Colin Keating ("The Deuce" or "Faggot") was raised in a vat of sewer sludge by strange mutants known to land-dwellers as "Liberals." One Liberal was and is a newspaper editor for a Californian paper, and the other is a Liberal who makes chunks of rocks and sells them to people who like rocks.

At a young age Colin found interest in the paintings other sewer dwellings sludged on the wall. He loves and still plays the shoe-string basin, and is learning the gut-bucket for a new band, Jingle Regald and his Cheery Mucus Monkey Marquee. New EP, "I Hope That Isn't My Spleen," out when the moon finally reaches our part of the sewer.

Currently, Colin is working on a degree on above-ground sociology and compartive religon, even though the sewer people worship the only God, the all mighty Shit. Colin's views are much like the Generation Y stereotype; mix and match. However, he does believe in the fundamental value of balance and equality.

Colin currently attends an above-ground school, in WhiteTown, or Surbidino. There's not much to say except that it's a flag-buring, Bible-flushing, wacko hippie arts school bent on dismantling capitalism and installing a communistic government much like that of Stalin or Mao.

Oh, wait. I go to Lake Oswego High School. Reverse what I just said.

Oh fuck, I broke third person. Or was it second person? I forget. Uhm. Well this is awkward.

Acting is important. As important as curtain blinds, or crusted cups of coffee, or even the cheesy posters they put in super stores. But much more important.

"So few want to be rebels any more." - Faber, Fahrenheit 451

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